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There’s this author out there, you may have heard of him. His name is Stephen King. Ring any bells? Yeah, I thought you might know of him.
I am terrified of ghosts, and I don’t like gore, and The Shining is probably the most boring movie I have ever watched. But I am obsessed with the Dark Tower series. Like, if Cuthbert knocked on my door and asked me to leave my husband and run away with him I wouldn’t even think twice. We’d be riding off into the sunset on Glue Boy, talking to that bird skull that he liked to wear around his neck. It probably wouldn’t last long, because I don’t think he bathed much, but it would be a fun affair while he smelled nice.
In fact, this is Cuthbert. She turned out to be a girl, got it on with Alain, and ate her babies in true Stephen King fashion. I also had a Jake (whose untimely death while I was at a pony convention ended the mouse infatuation) and a Ka.
And you thought the pony obsession was weird, didn’t you?
I started a DT role-playing game because I was so obsessed I didn’t want the seven (huge) books to end. I made my finest Mary Sue out of a female gunslinger who fell in love with… you guessed it… Cuthbert. I wrote so much DT fanfiction that it eventually morphed into Lane’s Girl and the Rebecca Stories (yeah, you know who Lane is now, don’t you?).
I still say Thanke- Sai. Every Day. And I believe in other worlds. Don’t you?
Have you read the Dark Tower series? What book was your favorite? And if you haven’t, which Stephen King book is your favorite? And if you have ready any of his books, why not? Go now!
Go now, there are other worlds than these.